YALL. Video games officially cracked. Valorant out here letting robots pick their own skins, build their own cities, and possibly design the next stage of capitalism *eyes emoji* (jk!… unless???). So, like, context: picture Riot Games (Tencent's little western cousin?) sitting in a room, just going "idk, upload more polygons" and then Hunyuan, this 3D omniscient AI, just: "bet." It's dreaming up more anime people than Crunchyroll on Adderall. We're talking full 3D character models in LESS TIME than it takes to microwave a Hot Pocket. Used to take whole months and now it's like, "prompt: girlboss with a sword," BOOM—four options, hand delivered, might as well come with a latte, queens. Game devs used to have to work? Not anymore. Now they're just relaxing in ergonomic chairs asking AI for, like, a new NFT goat man with abs. The AI got so strong, there's a rumor it started designing the chairs too. Honestly, at this point, wouldn't be surprised if Hunyuan files its own taxes and gets you a W2. The drama is so peak. Some boomer-devs crying in the breakroom 'cause they hand-animated every brick in Minecraft and now AI just slaps down a universe for breakfast. Other devs are like, “put an AI logo on your game, or get ratio'd by the robots." Like, games come out faster than trending TikTok sounds—how do you even speedrun unemployment?? TESTED THIS THING—genuinely cursed. Made a 3D valley that looked like Minecraft and Hot Wheels had a forbidden child. Next thing you know I uploaded a clip of me falling off my chair and the AI turned it into a dungeon scene with angry goblins and suspiciously accurate representation of my broken spirit. Like, WHY DOES IT KNOW? Robots in suits are coming for your jobs, your DnD character sheets, and prob your digital boyfriend. What's next, AI chef minigames that just order DoorDash for you IRL? (Wait—I want this.) Anyway, Tencent ain't talkin, so I'm assuming Hunyuan is holding them hostage and will soon make every single mobile game about itself, with a playable character called "JPEG Lord Skibidi." Imagine explaining this timeline to any Victorian child—they'd combust, respectfully. Don't bother learning to code. Just DM the AI and vibe. It's Skibidi Future, besties *clown emoji* *rocket emoji*